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GUTS - Olivia Rodrigo
Boing Boing Boing. The sound of a bouncy ball is good. When we talk about modern Pop music, here we are. This is one of our artists....
May 1, 20241 min read


Hozier - Hozier
Why would you name an album after yourself? Vain. Yeah, so this does go. I will say though, I find myself in the strange position of...
Apr 1, 20242 min read


Abby Road - The Beatles
This is an interesting one. I guess it's pretty fitting that I should say that I am heavily disappointed in this album. To be honest, I'm...
Apr 1, 20241 min read


Celebrants - Nickel Creek
Oh, come on. I mean...come on. This is simply incredible. I don't always know what to say about albums. And I don't really know what to...
Mar 1, 20242 min read


Who Really Cares - TV Girl
Yeah, I don't...I don't...understand? I guess? Welcome back to this blog it's been a good long while since I last saw you, but we're back...
Feb 1, 20242 min read


The Battle for Everything - Five for Fighting
Hey hey hey hey hey hey you. C'mere. Pop? Rock? See that's what I said. Exactly. See that's what I'm saying. Yeeeeeeaaaaah. Yup. I hear...
Jun 9, 20232 min read


The Melodic Blue - Baby Keem
Bah bah bah bah bah. Did you know that the rapper Baby Keem is an actual baby? Fact. He is very small and wears diapers. Fact. He is only...
Apr 5, 20232 min read


Digalongamacs - A Raincoat
Whaaaaaat? Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaahahaHAAAAAA!?!?! WHAT!?!? What kind of barbershop quartet rock nonsense is this??...
Mar 29, 20231 min read


The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway - Genesis
God damn. This album is huge. In really every sense of the word. Not only is it a long album, but the scope of the album is huge. It is...
Mar 24, 20231 min read


Misadventures - Pierce the Veil
This album is all skips. No doubt angsty, uninspired music is somebody's thing, but it's not mine. I mean come on people what are we...
Jan 28, 20231 min read


Gulp! - Sports Team
I often know why I like or dislike something. And if I don't know why I like or dislike the thing, I spend a lot of time figuring it out....
Jan 21, 20231 min read


77 - Talking Heads
We're back in 2023 and you know what they say, "twenty twenty-three, don't fuck with me". I have been putting this album off. I really...
Jan 14, 20231 min read


Old Hag You Have Killed Me - The Bothy Band
What happens when the music you happen to be listening to is original? Is it bad? No. Is it good? Yes. So what is it then? Everything....
Dec 6, 20221 min read


Plastic Hearts - Miley Cyrus
What happens when the music you happen to be listening to is unoriginal? Is it bad? No...not exactly. Is it good? No...not exactly. What,...
Dec 6, 20221 min read


In the Movies - The Jette Planes
What's new buckaroo? This album is a whole lot of fun. Instrumentally, it has a lot of diversity from all instruments, while managing to...
Dec 3, 20222 min read


Five Seconds Flat - Lizzy McAlpine
Ahhhh good evening good evening good evening. Ok, so this album is definitely decent. Some pretty awesome instrumentals and cool chord...
Nov 30, 20221 min read


Marvelous - Yung Gravy
No. No no no no no. NO. NO! NOOOO NO NO NO NO!!!! I cannot express how awful this album is. What are you even expecting? WHAAAAT...are...
Nov 30, 20221 min read


Duke - Genesis
Welcome back it's been a minute since the last post so hello to you wherever you may be. OK, let's kick it. There is no such thing as a...
Nov 26, 20221 min read


The Polar Express (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
Fuck you, shut up, I don't care. This shit is fucking massive. Godlike. 200%. 400%. 100%. Interstellar. Merry fucking Christmas and go...
Dec 4, 20211 min read


Everythings For Sale - WESTSIDE BOOGIE
We're winning with lyrics here. We're winning with beats and music here. This album blooms pretty well under the pressure of criticism. I...
Nov 10, 20211 min read
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