Plastic Hearts - Miley Cyrus

What happens when the music you happen to be listening to is unoriginal? Is it bad? No...not exactly. Is it good? No...not exactly. What, then, is it? It's nothing. It's nothing music.

I don't know what it is about mildly ok sort of good meh who cares 5/10 seen it already music that makes me hate it, but I genuinely like it LESS than actually bad music. At least with bad music, I can make funny content out of it. There is nothing funny here. It's nothing.

Nothing innovative.

Nothing vocals.

Nothing rhythms.

Nothing lyrics.

Nothing. Music.

There are a couple bangers on the album, and for that, I guess I give it a point. But this is just not...anything. It's not anything. It is unironically these albums that make me not want to explore music. Because when you land on something like this that is so mind-bendingly boring, it makes you imagine most shit is like this.

Thankfully it is not.

Blank. Drab. Unhelpful.

Nothing 1.5